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Some agencies optimize campaigns to make dashboards look good. We optimize for the number that actually matters*: how much profit each dollar of ad spend generates after accounting for COGS, shipping, and all variable costs.
We model your unit economics, align on MER and nCAC targets, and structure campaigns that prioritize margin preservation over platform vanity metrics.

Attribution is a gray area at best. Measuring clicks never tell the full story.
That's why we validate channel performance with geo holdout testing: clean measurement that shows spend in, revenue out, without relying on flawed attribution windows.
You'll finally have defensible proof of incremental lift for every channel, including underutilized ones like YouTube that your current tools can't accurately measure.

Slow creative testing kills momentum. We run structured ABO testing campaigns on Meta to generate learnings in 7 days, not 14+.
Combined with creative performance dashboards and regular strategy sessions (supercharged by our proprietary persona research tools), you'll have a continuous pipeline of winning concepts scaling into your evergreen campaigns - all guided by data-driven messaging frameworks, not guesswork.

When you sign with us, you get direct Slack access to the senior strategists running your campaigns. No handoffs to junior reps. No "let me check with the media buyer" delays.
We become part of your team. Daily comms, weekly check-ins, and monthly strategy sessions where we discuss performance, profitability, and next moves together.
Yeah, that's it.
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